November 2011
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Dancers Follow the Olympic Flame, and the Money,... →
“I don’t know how many men will go to the Olympics alone and then go to strip clubs at night; it may be a little too family oriented,” she said. “I’ll tell you what was awesome: the Democratic convention in 1988. You know politicians. Now that was when a girl could make some real money.”
This is the first stripper trend piece I remember reading (actually,...
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my stripper bucket list
Work in Manhattan
Work in Canada
Work in Detroit with Josephine
Work in the SEC cities with good strip clubs on nights before home games
Work in New Orleans during the Final Four
Have someone finally make me an offer I can’t refuse to see them outside of the club
Do a fan dance in a dive bar to “Bohemian Rhapsody”
Give a lap dance to someone I’ve slept with
Work a...
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tonight's great moment
customer: “The best show I saw this year was Swans. It was like taking a beating!”
me: “Oh, I saw them too! Michael Gira is so committed to punishing the audience.”
customer: “This is the greatest lapdance I have ever had.”
the rich girls are weeping: abloodymess:... →
abloodymess:
therichgirlsareweeping:
“I hate them. It’s like making believe there’s another kind of sex. There isn’t another kind of sex. There isn’t another kind of book! A book is a book is a book.”
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Maurice Sendak on ebooks
He has a point. Ebooks should be called something…
Well, they don’t call them “e-records” when you buy them on iTunes, but they’re...
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stand up, dude.
Coming from a writer who is always so astute and clear of intention, Abebe’s quailing “oh no! How have I failed to communicate?” passive-aggressiveness in this entry is unbelievable. As in, I don’t believe it for one second and find it to be a weak way to say “you people have terrible reading comprehension skills.” Just fucking say it, man! Well, not as rudely...
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