July 2011
11 posts
Watchthanks, Mariana
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but there is no fucking way I wanna have to hear...
but there is no fucking way I wanna have to hear that Chris Brown stripper song.
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“Were you at all worried about the suggestive nature of ‘Motivation?’...”
– http://www.theboombox.com/2011/07/26/kelly-rowland-new-album-x-factor/
I don’t even mind hearing it three times a day yet.
Also? I wasn’t aware there were official strip club anthems (seeing as how this is an “unofficial” one). I’d like the central office to get in...
where Kat and I get mad on the internet
Amy Winehouse. Man. What a sad story. Too bad you can’t read Twitter when you’re sad about a famous person who died, because people are callous assholes who think it’s edgy to be the first to make a meanspirited comment about a dead celebrity.
You know what really pissed us off, though? The people who seemed to think they should dictate what others talk about on Twitter....
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Yesterday at work the guys I danced for included a restaurant owner, a nursing student, a Linux sysadmin, a construction worker, and an energy consultant. The worst thing any of them tried to do was ask me out. And yet Melissa Farley wants to convince people that the majority of them would be rapists if not for the fear of being caught.
the john next door
Newsweek Embraces Melissa Farley’s...
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It's official: There's way too much dubstep in the...
It’s so true! It’s the fastest I’ve ever seen a genre go from “never ever played in the stripclub” to “played more than Weezy and Nickelback combined.”
laceandlucite:
The grunts of Nickelback have been replaced by ‘womp womp wah wah wah wah wah wah wrrrrrn wrrrrn.’
Secret Stripper: SPP #30 - Customers that... →
This is a bad, bad, bad fucking idea. Strippers, if you give a shit about your personal safety, don’t do this. Just, don’t. No, they won’t make you go back there and blow the customer, but you could get busted for solicitation, fired, or assaulted by a drunk, horny, angry, ripped-off guy.
If you must do something bitchy to a guy who asks you if you fuck for money, simply point...
Summer of Megadeth: Oh, I didn’t realize that... →
cuz she is so …
davidcarp:
Oh, I didn’t realize that Molls was an “online humorist.” Is that what she’s been doing lo these many years? Oh, I didn’t realize that Molls was an “online humorist.” Is that what she’s been doing lo these many years? Oh, I didn’t realize that Molls was an “online humorist.” Is that what…