February 2012
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January 2012
30 posts
“Elliot Metz, a 22-year-old news producer from Wichita, Kan., used to watch...”
– “because it was hard to turn our necks with the nooses fitted so tightly around them.”
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stayblissedout-deactivated20121 asked: Dear StripperTweets, what are the 5 Albums I should hear? Also, is it a bit odd people play "Born In The USA" when doing salutes to troops?
chrisdl747 asked: Hey, need stripper/regular relationship advice. Trying not to get too close to my gave dancer but think I may be starting to. I started to email her to ask her schedule and she doesnt reply till a 2nd email from me. Life was simpler when I just showed up and she was there but started to feel it was a waste of time going when she wasn't there. This is also a bad sign isn't it? help
3dprintmeafucktogive asked: What is the best part about stripping/being a stripper?
jparkbrannen asked: Do you feel like you have mastered what you do? What new things do you think you learn daily?
therobinhoodofpussy asked: Fuck. I feel totally unprepared for this, somehow. How are you? How's the Northwest?
biscuitsforpleasure asked: What's the worst book you've ever read? What is the coolest thing you've found at a thrift store?
geekcubed asked: Have you ever given lap dances to any offollowing artists: Dinosaur Jr, Julianna Hatcield, The Gits, The Lunachicks or Fugazi?
joelbarbercomedy asked: Not sure if you posted this before, but how do you know song is a good song for you to dance to, is there a process or do you pick whatever song you're feeling at the time?
ask me some questions tonight
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Last night some wasted femme-y young lady came to my stage and said “It makes my girlfriend mad when I tip you! Help me make her mad.” I looked over to see that her meanmugging GF was a dead ringer for Felicia Pearson and said “I don’t want to make her mad” while I slowly backed away.
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GQ: How were you feeling physically? James...
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Inappropriate Stripper Set: Daddies
“Father Figure,” George Michael
“Papa Don’t Preach,” Madonna Good songs. Creepy stripper set.
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Hey, strippers, what’s your favorite Prince song to dance to? And then what’s your favorite Prince song, period?
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always my favorite Prince song to dance to
I love many more but this one I love above all others.
(14) She’s Always In My Hair by PrinceisKing
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1. Chuck Klosterman is essentially one person, a somewhat androgynous American man named Chuck Klosterman. This is his nth column. I get the sense that asexuality is part of his hesher aesthetic, because I just looked at the Chuck Klosterman Wikipedia page and noticed that the wiki writer put a lot of effort into never using orientation-specific pronouns.
2. Klosterman was formerly employed as a...
Sugah - “Expired”
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I am sure this is explained somewhere in book form
“I’m Not Like Everybody Else” is supposed to be the first punk song.
As I often do, I was thinking about the Kinks this morning and their place in my all-time personal favorite artist list. And then I thought, but what about “Wild Thing”?
or “Substitute?”
What I didn’t know before going online today is that they all came out within months...
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“If they don’t pay for it, they don’t get it and we all need that...”
– Susannah Breslin radio interview about her Letters From Men Who Go To Strip Clubs blog
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