March 2012
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“I’ve slept with you: unenthusiastic, uncomfortable, and uncommunicative,...”
– Chris Jones, “Ladies: You’re Not as Good as You Think”
I’m so fucking sorry if this makes me a bad feminist but I spit my coffee out and LOLd.
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“Of course those clothes were purchased with “stripper” money....”
– The Other Side of the Rail, the best damn strip club customer blog ever, on the Angry Stripper.
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The Angry Stripper Outed (?)
Today the Houston Press published a blog post by Richard Connelly about stripper blogger/tweeter @AngryStripper (Sarahtress), with what they seem to think is the bombshell revelation that a stripper is also a journalist working for the local daily. But really. How closeted is a stripper who posts face photos and whose Twitter profile lists something close to her real full name?
Read the rest at...
A Stripper's Guide to the Sweet Sixteen; or, Who...
Major sporting events have an unquestionable impact on local businesses, and the sex industry is right up there with hotels and restaurants when it comes to cashing in on sports tourism. Witness the annual “100,000 Prostitutes Expected in (insert host city) For Super Bowl” articles, pictures of athletes making it rain in strip clubs, and the resulting arrest reports. And when it comes to college...
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One of the male staff just told me that on their email backchannel (I know) I was on their list of most bangable dancers in the club. Then he put his hand up for a high five and I just looked at him.
“You should be proud!”
“I should be *proud*? What do you think my life is *like*?”*
*not like anything where having the staff of the titty bar wanting to bang you is...
“Todd told me he had sold a reality television show to Mark Cuban’s HDNet, which...”
– My favorite part of Sarah Hepola’s online dating fiasco essay.
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WatchOneohtrix Point Never inside at Red 7 during SXSW. It was a sweatbox and exactly this dark facing the stage.
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5 Songs For International Day Against Police... →
How in the everloving hell you write this story in Houston fucking Texas and leave off AK-47’s “The Badge Means You Suck” is beyond me. from a purely historical standpoint it’s embarrassing.
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So last night some guy slapped me on the ass when I was walking back from The Men. I grabbed his badge lanyard to yell at him (I have poor impulse control and anger problems. Also, he was skinny and drunk) and it came off in my hand, so instead I just took it home with me. lo and behold he works for [organization where I know people].
Saw his boss today at the Convention Center, told him the...
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march 14 sxsw haikus
some bro’s lost lysine.
cold sores might fuck up your week;
careful of the herp.
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“Is your name Matthew?”
“No, it’s not. I’m Michael.”
That’s embarrassing.
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three more days of this
I need to eat a salad
and talk with my cat
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march 13 sxsw haikus
yeah, creepy hotties.
I’ll sit here and [redacted],
Sacred Bones psych band
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Mexican hipsters
are cooler than Asians now.
Does that sound racist?
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“woo! woo! woo! woo! woooooo!
woohoo! yeah! woo! woo! woooooo! woo!”
you’re so fucking drunk
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dude...
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my pants are off now
ate a crepe and drank coffee
let’s go see some bands!
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“Black No.1 (Little Miss Scare-All) is a single by American gothic metal band...”
– and obviously going into the best stripper anthem brackets.
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THE EATBEAT: Long-awaited Olive Garden receives a... →
After a lengthy wait for Olive Garden to open in Grand Forks, the lines were long in February. The novelty is slowly wearing off, but the steady following attests the warm welcome.
My first visit to Olive Garden was during midafternoon, so I could be sure to get in. After a late breakfast, I figured a late lunch would be fashionable.
The place is impressive. It’s fashioned in Tuscan farmhouse...
Also it's probably a little esoteric.
The Ransom Center is part of the same institution that brings you this:
Also, such an acquisition would help with the gender imbalance.
alexbalk:
I want to make a “Ransom Center acquires Tavi Gevinson papers” joke, but I can’t find a way to make it not sound mean-spirited. Which it is not. Against Tavi, at least.
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Th’ Faith Healers, “Everything, All At...
Online Notebook: Remember that whole thing about... →
Junod, being creepy for over a decade!
andrewtsks:
I’ll quote from it, in case you forgot (don’t worry, I’ll be brief):
Beyoncé and Gaga, Rihanna and Ke$ha: They share little but an ability to impart an awareness that whatever their music pretends to be about, it’s really about becoming Beyoncé, Gaga, Rihanna, and Ke$ha — about living up to…
