January 2012
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ask me some questions tonight
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Last night some wasted femme-y young lady came to my stage and said “It makes my girlfriend mad when I tip you! Help me make her mad.” I looked over to see that her meanmugging GF was a dead ringer for Felicia Pearson and said “I don’t want to make her mad” while I slowly backed away.
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GQ: How were you feeling physically? James...
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Inappropriate Stripper Set: Daddies
“Father Figure,” George Michael
“Papa Don’t Preach,” Madonna Good songs. Creepy stripper set.
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Hey, strippers, what’s your favorite Prince song to dance to? And then what’s your favorite Prince song, period?
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always my favorite Prince song to dance to
I love many more but this one I love above all others.
(14) She’s Always In My Hair by PrinceisKing
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1. Chuck Klosterman is essentially one person, a somewhat androgynous American man named Chuck Klosterman. This is his nth column. I get the sense that asexuality is part of his hesher aesthetic, because I just looked at the Chuck Klosterman Wikipedia page and noticed that the wiki writer put a lot of effort into never using orientation-specific pronouns.
2. Klosterman was formerly employed as a...
Sugah - “Expired”
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I am sure this is explained somewhere in book form
“I’m Not Like Everybody Else” is supposed to be the first punk song.
As I often do, I was thinking about the Kinks this morning and their place in my all-time personal favorite artist list. And then I thought, but what about “Wild Thing”?
or “Substitute?”
What I didn’t know before going online today is that they all came out within months...
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“If they don’t pay for it, they don’t get it and we all need that...”
– Susannah Breslin radio interview about her Letters From Men Who Go To Strip Clubs blog
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December 2011
7 posts
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make them bring you presents
When I was a baby stripper, maybe 20 or 21, there were a couple of older, wiser dancers I looked up to because they had the wisdom of women in their mid-twenties. They’d give me advice on how to work (“Approach the guys like you’re here to do something great and healing for them, because you are! What we do is a great service”) and how to date (“Make them bring you...
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The internet didn't invent young women... →
The internet didn’t invent young women oversharing. I remember reading some raw, odd, teen sex stories in fanzines for sure. And was meeting through the mail any different than meeting online?
that being said it’s not cool to air folks out like that.