February 2012
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“Britney Zooka actually referred to herself as a hipster, which means that...”
– You’d have to go to, golly, New York City or Las Vegas or Los Angeles to be an exotic dancer, because god knows there’s nowhere to do that in Portland, Oregon.
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this week at tits and sass
we had some things on our mind
Khia’s “Pay Your Pussy Bill” was my Stripper Music Monday pick. I was squicked out by some print ads for the .xxx domain.
Lilly Muse talked about the hooking/hustling in Breakfast at Tiffany’s and about her experience coming out as a sex worker to her sisters.
Charlotte reviewed the fucking ridiculous dystopian...
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“I could take a high-ground approach to complaining about this. It continues...”
– —Neil Genzlinger begs television to stop forcing him to watch scenes set in strip clubs.
He’s not wrong about most strip club scenes being boring. It’s sweet that his idea of taking the high ground is calling the sex industry “an ugly world of drugs and disease.” And that...
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“I guess this is vagina’s moment … I think there is some sort of...”
– Emily Kapnek, creator of ABC’s “Suburgatory,” said she didn’t know when she included a vagina joke in the show’s pilot that she’d be part of a trend.
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January 2012
30 posts
“Elliot Metz, a 22-year-old news producer from Wichita, Kan., used to watch...”
– “because it was hard to turn our necks with the nooses fitted so tightly around them.”
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stayblissedout-deactivated20121 asked: Dear StripperTweets, what are the 5 Albums I should hear? Also, is it a bit odd people play "Born In The USA" when doing salutes to troops?
chrisdl747 asked: Hey, need stripper/regular relationship advice. Trying not to get too close to my gave dancer but think I may be starting to. I started to email her to ask her schedule and she doesnt reply till a 2nd email from me. Life was simpler when I just showed up and she was there but started to feel it was a waste of time going when she wasn't there. This is also a bad sign isn't it? help
3dprintmeafucktogive asked: What is the best part about stripping/being a stripper?
jparkbrannen asked: Do you feel like you have mastered what you do? What new things do you think you learn daily?
therobinhoodofpussy asked: Fuck. I feel totally unprepared for this, somehow. How are you? How's the Northwest?
biscuitsforpleasure asked: What's the worst book you've ever read? What is the coolest thing you've found at a thrift store?
geekcubed asked: Have you ever given lap dances to any offollowing artists: Dinosaur Jr, Julianna Hatcield, The Gits, The Lunachicks or Fugazi?
joelbarbercomedy asked: Not sure if you posted this before, but how do you know song is a good song for you to dance to, is there a process or do you pick whatever song you're feeling at the time?