strippertweets, Not the sexiest choice, perhaps, but nothing makes me forget that I’ve spent the last five hours breathing in stale hotel air and sucking the flaccid, coked-up dick of a 65-year-old car salesman like hearing “God Only Knows."

Not the sexiest choice, perhaps, but nothing makes me forget that I’ve spent the last five hours breathing in stale hotel air and sucking the flaccid, coked-up dick of a 65-year-old car salesman like hearing “God Only Knows.”

—Today’s suzyhooker post at Tits and Sass may contain the greatest sentence we’ve ever published.

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