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“I just heard the most disgusting things I have ever heard come out of a customer’s mouth,” my coworker said.

“It was the dog cock guy, wasn’t it?”

“Yes! And he said I was a liar, that girls lied, that girls like having sex with animals.”

“I’m pretty sure he just hates women.”

“I’m so glad you knew what I was talking about. No one would believe us if we told them what we heard from that man.”

“That’s why I recorded him on my phone.”

We had to be scarred by five, ten minutes of this. You get twenty seconds to hear this man tell you that “bestiality sex” is legal in Missourah.

Please listen before checking the transcript.

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Some girls like it and some girls act like they don’t like it.

What do you think girls like?

Girls like little pointed dicks.

No, no, what did you say before that?

Dog cock. And in Missouri that’s not against the law, and I am from Missouri.

What’s not against the law?

Having bestiality sex.

Please listen before checking the transcript.

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